Barbie Arm

When I woke up from surgery, groggy, head rolling, I had a Barbie arm. It had a round plastic shoulder in a smooth socket and a bright shiny plastic finish. The arm was bent at a 45 degree angle and came with a hole to hold a microphone or a cooking spoon or a wine glass. I thought you were putting pins in my elbow I said to the doctor when he came to check on me. We were, but your insurance only pays for 22 minutes of surgery and pins take about 38 so when we realized were...

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