Author: J. Bradley

My dad fights Mom and I as we load him in his assigned catapult. The brochure prepared us for the moment that my dad has second thoughts about performing his final, fatherly duty. He forgot how Mom fattened him for this moment. Mom uses the last allotted tranquilizer to settle him down, before he can try and guilt us about how good he was at raising me and providing for her. I look at the dam made of the other fathers across the lake. My dad’s father had that surgery done that lets you find where he landed, even...