Doorstep Baby

1. She marries. An expensive affair with live little people on top of an eight foot cake. The music is a jazzhiphopclassical fusion combo whose leader is screwing the groom’s mother. The groom is the last to arrive. When he does arrive, his breath is cover-up minty. She’s never known it any other way. 2. She applies for Medicare. Her bones make noise these days. Third husband just left her. When she fills out the application, she is glad she didn’t take his last name. His ass dent is still in the easy chair. That’s easier to get rid...

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